When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.

Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don’t have a gun, freedom of speech has no power.

Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms of the heart no wind can touch.

If we value so highly the dignity of life, how can we not also value the dignity of death No death may be called futile.

What you give you get, ten times over.

Complain to one who can help you.

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.

My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks.

To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.

A poet’s autobiography is his poetry. Anything else can be only a footnote.

Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it-beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What’s important is the result, the taste of the borscht.

I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck-and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay-and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.