Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

In peace, children inter their parents war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.

Force has no place where there is need of skill.

Haste in every business brings failures.

The king’s might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.

Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their appointed courses with all speed.

This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.

Friends are treasures.

Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the wrost. You’re very good-looking. I’m not very attractive.

Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.

Happy The price is wrong, bitch.

Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.

Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning.

Even though it’s hard, it’s easy.

Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.